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Mass Effect 2 Love

by 2D on November 22, 2010 at 4:40 pm
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For the last 10 years I’ve resigned to never playing an RPG I loved again. Final Fantasy VII moved me in a way even my favourite films could not. The most impacting films I can remember seeing never gave me an emotion that lasted more than a day — certain events in Final Fantasy VII effected me for a week.

Final Fantasy VIII was a worthy successor that I loved differently, but loved nonetheless. After Final Fantasy IX I decided that RPGs weren’t something I could love anymore. Thankfully, Mass Effect 2 has touched that zenith of love Final Fantasy VII created.

What Mass Effect 2 does that FF VII did so well is take time to explore characters in your party that are wonderfully unique and richly fascinating. As much as I hated Mass Effect I enjoyed my conversations with Wrex, and how each conversation offered me insight into his strange juxtaposed characteristics as a passionate leader of the afflicted Krogan race and a careless mercenary.

In Mass Effect 2 I have Mordin Solus. A brilliant Salarian scientist whose pragmatism creates a race-altering genophage that means most children born result in stillbirth, if the pregnancy even gets that far. He emphatically states he never uses medicine to kill, but he has no problems killing to save others.

Though I’m not yet finished Mass Effect 2 is also showing some of the mission diversity that made FF VII so enjoyable. In FF VII you didn’t just use battles to progress in the story, you also: obtained items to disguise yourself as a woman to infiltrate a whorehouse, played a mini game of tower defense, and did a motorcycle chase where you slashed at enemy cyclists to protect a van from being attacked.

Recently in Mass Effect 2 I played a mission that involved following a target from a higher level of shadowed platforms, just before doing an interrogation. Before I approached the interrogation door I told my teammate, “You be bad cop, and I’ll be good cop.” But when given the option to choke or bash the suspect I couldn’t resist. I hit the suspect so hard and so often that my “bad cop” teammate said, “Careful Shepard, we still need that information from him and can’t get it when he’s dead.” As the next option to abuse the suspect glowed on my screen I hesitated, then gleefully beat him again.

The only thing that’s missing in Mass Effect 2 so far are the adrenaline moments. When Cloud rides down a flight of stairs in a motorcycle before revving, then launching through a glass window onto a freeway, it was easy for non-RPG gamers to get excited, and that was in the first few hours of gameplay.

I sincerely hope Mass Effect 3 will include more missions that don’t focus on standard gameplay, and include more of these adrenaline-inducing moments. The monolithic leap in quality from Mass Effect to Mass Effect 2 suggests that, maybe one day I will play an RPG I love more than Final Fantasy VII.

└ Tags: final fantasy vii, mass effect, mass effect 2
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Eclipse

by automaton on November 9, 2010 at 6:01 pm
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I’m not talking about the Twilight movie. If you came here to find stony hands, I suggest you look elsewhere.

What I am talking about is the miscellaneous development IDE known as Eclipse. It is the biggest competitor to Visual Studio in terms of IDEs, although it only targets all those languages that Visual Studio does not support (i.e. non-Microsoft languages/platforms), so I’m not so sure you can call it a competitor.

Anyways, let me outline two scenarios for you. Scenario 1: you want to code a Windows Phone 7 (Silverlight) application. Here are the steps:

1. Get Visual Studio (perhaps through unsavory means, I’m no judge) and install it.
2. Get the Windows Phone 7 SDK and install it.
3. Open Visual Studio, goto new->project and choose Windows Phone 7. It lists some varieties of them, and each one gives you sample code showing how to do that specific item.

It’s pretty painless. Now, scenario 2: you want to create an Android app with Eclipse:

1. Download Eclipse. Get confused about which version you need. Get confused because it doesn’t have an installer, it just unzips.
2. Run it, watch it give you a generic error about not having a JRE.
3. Goto sun.com, download the Java JDK and install.
4. Run Eclipse again, watch it give you the same error.
5. Read on the net that you have to edit a .ini file, and add the path to it. Alternatively, you can edit your system environment and add the path in there.. both options are ass shit.
6. Run Eclipse again, now it works. Except, no Android. Ok.
7. Download Android SDK. Install it.
8. Run the Android SDK .exe, download some of the packages you want. You need a package for each platform (i.e. Android 1.1, 1.5, etc.) you want to support.
9. Run Eclipse, notice you still can’t code for Android.
10. Goto help->install new software. Copy & paste a https:// site for android. Check some boxes, press some buttons, restart Eclipse.
11. Slit your wrists.

I mean, come on. This is ridiculous. Why does open source = difficult to use? Even if Eclipse, instead of giving a useless error, asked me for the path to the JRE and auto-updated it’s .ini file, I would be less upset. But alas, I am upset.

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DotA 2 is coming!

by Sopes on October 21, 2010 at 12:24 am
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It was never my intention to use the blog posts to announce upcoming games, but some are just too important that I have to share it with the world. The title gives it away, and rather than bore the non-fans with the details I am going to share with you some of the stunning artwork (because good art is universally appreciated):


If you’re a hardcore DotA fan like myself and crave the details, follow this link: http://gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2010/10/13/dota-2-announced-details.aspx

Fortunately it’s not out until next year, which gives me time to figure out how to fit some DotA 2 time into my busy schedule. I hope it never comes down to DotA 2 vs finishing a comic on time!

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Buzzwords

by automaton on October 20, 2010 at 6:09 pm
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First it was Ajax, then Web 2.0, and now it’s “the cloud” and HTML5. As a developer, miss-understanding, and by that I mean the general use of buzzwords, is one of the most annoying things in the world. It starts as a rumour, where a non-techie will say something like “hey have you heard about this?” That’s fine, that’s fairly safe. But soon you have an epedemic of sizeable proportions on your hands, when all sorts of people are running to you, out of breath and with a bit of spittle on their face crying “IF WE DON’T USE THIS, IT’S THE END OF US. THE END.”

It’s not really the end. Let me tell you a story. Back in the 1960s there was something called mainframe computing, where people would use a dumb terminal which could do little on its own; the terminal would connect to the mainframe which was the monster that did all the work. However, it was not to be: in came the 1980s, and with it the Commodore 64, and the Apple II, followed by IBM-PC and of course, MS-DOS. This was followed by my birth. It was an epic decade.

The advent of the PC was a game changer, and it meant people could do all sorts of things on their own disconnected computer, things like play solitaire; ah windows 3.1, how I miss you. And now, we’re back full circle. Cloud computing is mostly the same as the mainframes of the past, and our terminals are once again becoming dumb. But it’s not all bad, it means your iPad can edit word documents, and your phone can use services which require computing power beyond what it is capable of. Just, don’t tell me it’s a new invention, and don’t tell me it’s necessary. And most of all, please don’t use the word if you have no idea what the fuck it means.

└ Tags: ajax, buzzwords, cloud computing, development, html5, web 2.0
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Internet Fail

by automaton on September 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
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I live in Canada. I love this country, but I hate the price of internet here. Maybe I’m asking for too much: I want fast internet with uncapped and no shaping goodness for a reasonable price. You can’t find that here. For example, Bell throttles all torrents between 4pm and 2am. So your torrent, legitimate (Linux anyone?) or not, will drop to 20kb/s during these hours. It’s the most annoying thing in the world, and I would like to punch them in the face.

Then there’s TekSavvy. Independent, new, they offer 10 mbps down, 1 mbps up with unlimited transfer, and presumably no traffic shaping for $55 plus the cost of a modem (~$75). This isn’t bad, though I dislike the fact that you can’t go higher than 10 mbps. I expect people will tell me they have DSL offerings which are cheaper and faster, but I’m no fan of the phone line. I like things in a tube. Also they don’t offer anything else, like wireless, so I can’t bundle my services and save, which I’m a fan of doing.

There’s only one more option in my area: Rogers. In Canada, having the privilege of three choices for internet means you’re spoiled. Most areas have two, or one. Anyways Rogers has a bunch of plans, but their Ultimate, while sporting a hefty 50mbps down and 2 (what the fuck?) mbps up, costs $99/mo. In addition, you have to get their SUPER SPECIAL fuck you in the ass modem which is also more money, and has a router/wireless built in. That doesn’t help me, because I have my own routers. Yes, I have two. I need them. Also, Ultimate only has a 175gb cap.

So let’s do the bandwidth math here. 50mbps is (maximum) 22.5gb per hour transfer speed. With a 175gb cap, you can effectively use your internet for 8 hours before you go over the cap. While I’m sure those would be the best fucking 8 hours of your life, are they serious? There is no unlimited bandwidth option either. Rogers is also known to shape your traffic, though so far they have left me alone.

I’m with Rogers. I called them asking for more bandwidth, and told them I refuse to upgrade to the special needs modem. Apparently, there’s no way. I’m stuck with my package, and my bandwidth cap. So I guess I’ll just end up paying extra for bandwidth over-usage each and every month.

If the ghost of Ted Rogers is reading this then I have a message for you: one time I spit gum on your ugly road, so I win, you pricey bastard.

└ Tags: bell, canada, internet, isp, rogers
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