Twitpoop Continuation
They say continuity in a comic can be a bad idea, but from what I gather the first comic in this series didn’t make sense to people. Maybe it needs to be explicit.
Tell me, fair reader, have you ever sat on the toilet and wondered if your poop was a good poop? You probably judge by the feel but how do you know? Maybe everyone should have poop diaries or poop blogs where we share what we ate and how we felt when we pooped. “Here is a picture of the bowel movement this food created, thoughts?” I’ve got some thoughts. Make me a fucking international registry of healthy poop pictures so I can compare. There’s all kinds of books out there I can read on healthy eating, daily requirements, and studies that that show what types of foods correlate to people who don’t have dyspraxia. But what if it was simpler than that? What if I all I needed was to look at a picture of a healthy shit and compare it to my own every day, until they were identical?
Take my hand. Let’s make this dream a reality. Start your poop blog. Put up pictures of your shit. I will read it every day, and we will both be better people.
what kind of sick bastard would make a twitter account with pictures of their shit?
Someone concerned about their health?? Maybe it will help you detect symptoms for colon cancer??? I find it all very legitimate…
http://twitter.com/#!/trackmypoop
Heh, I actually do this. Well, I don’t take pictures, but there’s a lot of people who tweet about their poop. Some guys DO take pictures, that’s kinda gross, but it’s mostly funny.
twitter.com/biscuitpoop
Did we just become best friends?
There is no shame–this is how you keep your physician updated on your health.
i always wanted to develop an app like foursquare but called PoopSquare where you would just update people on the category and magnitude of your poop [my friend works in a group home and they have a chart for such things, fascinating]. i think it would catch on.
i would certainly use that app. with joy.