I don’t really want to reproduce the precise emails that MEGADI? used to send to me for fear they might find me again. Fortunately, urban dictionary has a pretty damn good good write up on their own of what these spam emails used to be like. It’s almost a shame our email filters at work are so good now. What if no one ever gets to hear about these unfortunate tales from the national water closet?

A sad day.

The inspiration for some of Luigi’s Legitimate Side Business email comes from the below video. If you’re playing Mario 64 or Mario 64 DS right now: SPOILER ALERT. For the rest of you please remince with me: