Murdered Day
It’s tough, getting up for work. Mornings in general are a pain in the ass and awful. To illustrate said awfulness, watch this clip, which I believe gives a very nice summary of my feelings:
As such, I often sit in bed and think of clever ways I could avoid work. And what’s more clever than waking up murdered? Nobody is going to question that one. And then you have a whole day, in glorious murdered freedom, to do as you please.
So now you know, what I spend my time dwelling on. I’m sorry you had to see it.
You HAD to reference Nicolas Cage? All this clip shares my feelings towards him. The only time I have ever commented on your comics is when you make a reference to that man.
You know how everyone has that one person they would pick to beat the hell out of and not feel any remorse or moral regret? Nicolas Cage is that man. I hope he comes to TIFF. Just so I can buy VIP tickets and sucker punch his whole jaw off.
lol yes this is the first time you’ve commented. all it took was nicolas cage. perhaps your inner rage towards him is actually love, but it’s not socially acceptable to love him, so you instead hate him.
The only thing I love is that I love to hate him.