How Mario 64 Should Have Ended
Years of Super Mario Bros., Super Mario World, Super Mario Bros. 3. Months and months of Super Mario Land (even though it’s Daisy in that Game Boy game). And hours of Super Mario 64 with 70 hard-earned stars. Then Peach rewards you with a tiny peck on the nose.
When she leaned forward I was like “it’s about damn time.” Mario and I have worked our lives trying to save her. If there was to be some kind of continuity between games and reward for years of dedication to Nintendo, Mario, and saving Peach, this was that moment – we had earned some goddamn appreciation. A peck on the nose doesn’t cut it.
But after all this time, and with Peach surrounded by mushrooms (which I assume reproduce a-sexually) things can’t be looking too good under that dress. Has ANYONE ever been under there? Only in fan-fiction friends. Only in fan fiction.
YOUR VAGINA IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
if that’s what bowser stole, it would explain a lot.
Dialog present in “Super Mario Sunshine” (i believe) suggest that Peach & Bowser have made whoopie, and that she’s the mother of at least one of Bowser’s children.
I need to get the game & play it, though, ’cause i’m not sure how much of that is fan embellishment.
8| Which Bowser child? Roy Koopa? Maybe he’s got her eyes? http://www.mariowiki.com/Roy_Koopa
Just jump on the weasel’s head three times!
or, he could use it. like, during. their fur is soft.
Why is everyone doing Mario Peach sex jokes right now? Either way good job.
who’s everyone?