Cock Me
Sometimes we ask a friend for a favour that challenges social conventions, and our request is denied.
Me? I like a good shoulder massage. I’m a sloucher and I occasionally do an exercise that hurts my neck. A hot localized shower is not going to fix that pain. Some women don’t have the strength or stamina to rub that pain out. So I ask a male friend. It’s always in a joking context, followed by a whole inappropriate scenario. I laugh; we laugh.
Well I’m not kidding.
If the pain is bad enough and I can’t find a “$15 for 15 minute” sketched-out massage parlour that employs completely-untrained-yet-oddly-effective Asian women, I will challenge social convention to ebb my pain. A wolf will gnaw off its own paw its survival instinct is so strong. WELL SO IS MINE.
Do I threaten society with my request? Will I annihilate a boy’s inner child (like the kid dressed up as Kratos above) by having him witness some male on male massage? If I was bit by a rattlesnake in the ass, wouldn’t you suck the poison out?
your want of male touch is probably not something you should talk about.
My case is clear. If am dying of snake bite and you will suck the poison out, then you will give me a massage if I am dying of neck pain. FRIEND
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Bravo gentlemen. Bravo.
This is my new favorite. And 2d, I’ll rub ya down. You know I don’t abide by social conventions ;)
!! this is fuckin awesome! COCK ME!
lol =D I adore that children’s “cosplay” xD it’s just fucking awesome)))) and I wonder why that “god of war” child sooo resembles “avatar” to me :D
Could it be that the avatar became the god of war later in life? :-D