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If you think there’s nothing wrong with certain mammoth elements in Bayonetta, I challenge you to play / discuss it in a variety of public situations. Like when you’re meeting your girlfriend’s mother for the first time, tell her there’s this great game you want her to watch you play. Or give a detailed description of Bayonetta’s attacks in a public speech, or a meeting at work. “And then she raises her gun-wielding stiletto’d leg high above her head so that you can make out the outline of her vagina.” “This one time when she’s saving this guy from an explosion their bodies press against each other and the camera zooms in on his hands as they slowly reach downward and cup Bayonetta’s ass.”

Oh yea. My boss would get a kick out of that one.