Few things are as awkward as getting a Valentine’s card in school. You’re not really sure what you’re supposed to do with it, except hide it as quick as possible and pray nobody saw it. That said, if the said card contained a picture with blood and a reference to Mortal Kombat you’d be more likely to show others. Let that be a lesson, to the youth today: true love is not blind, it’s decapitated with the spine still attached.

Also, there’s a new character in today’s comic. You may not have noticed – it was sly – but she’s a girl. In the first panel. You may see more of her.

Friendship?