Zergling vs. Sonic
If you’re unfamiliar with Starcraft 2 or you didn’t Google “zerg rush” zergings are a Zerg unit that you can give a speed upgrade. In this video between two Starcraft pro players the zerglings are the wee guys running around really fast.
If you’re unfamiliar with Sonic, well, Sonic is a hedgehog. He can really move. Sonic, he’s got an attitude. Sonic, he’s the fastest thing allllllliiiiiiiiiiivvve.
I guess a race between these two creatures isn’t as understandable as a race between Superman and Flash. Somehow there’s something unsavoury about either of those heroes ripping off and wearing each other’s legs though …
Maybe that’s just me.
If you don’t know who Sonic is, you’ve been brain dead for the better part of about 20 years. At the least you should probably familiarize yourself with his delicious drinks and drive-in food. http://www.sonicdrivein.com DAMN IT! Now I want some tots! Thanks a lot, jerks.
We uh, don’t have Sonic in Canada. I don’t think.
thats why canada provides health care… cause the grease trap tots of sonic will be the death of us and in now way can the US afford to cover them. so good… yet so bad! Especially when you wash them suckers down with a Route 44 ocean water slushie. or watermelon cream slush. Holler if ya hear me!
Quick question… If the wager was “If Mr Zergling is FASTER than Mr Sonic, then Mr Zergling wins Mr Sonics (now proven SLOWER) Legs” Than how is it a speed UPGRADE for him?
Honestly, I come to this website for HARD SCIENCE…
give this man the Pulitzer. Thats the most relevant thing Ive heard all year. Boo this site for the fraudulent science… BOOOO!
the science was sound. the zergling’s decision, however, remains questionable.
Let’s give each pair of the zerglings’s legs a speed factor of 2. It has two pairs of legs so that’s a speed factor of 4. Let’s give Sonic’s legs a speed factor of 3 (since he lost). Sonics legs (3) + zerglings’s legs (2) = 5 = upgraded. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm my science is so hard right now its throbbing.
Oh…wait…
I fell into the same trap Sonic did…
What trap was that? Pride?