uudd 2012 03 28 Spider-Man: Purse Problems

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  1. Colleen

    Why I never bought a taser. I’d never get to it in time from my backpack and a shoulder holster would ruin the look of all my outfits, as would stuffing it down my pants. Mary Jane needs defensive equipment in her DNA like Spiderman has, if she is gonna hang out with him.

    • 2D
      2D

      What about a knife? I would call mine “Mr. Cutty.”

    • automaton

      you could wear a hat, and store the taser in there. nobody suspects taser hat.

  2. Sopes

    I learned the art of reading comics while ignoring flying bouncy balls in 2D’s room–now I can drive and text while avoiding road obstacles.

    • 2D
      2D

      I’m not proud to have helped create this skill

  3. Brian Russell (The Underfold)

    This comic made my day.

    • 2D
      2D

      And you just made mine.

  4. Neal Edwards

    I just sort of assumed Mary Jane was always getting captured because her storylines are written by dirty old misogynists. I could be wrong, though.

    • 2D
      2D

      No no. You nailed it. Is framing a comic around a concept these dirty old misogynistic men made, make us in turn misogynistic? Hmm.

      • automaton

        i thought they kept taking her because she’s hot. and, well, the only hot girl in town, i guess.

  5. Meaghen
    Meaghen

    That explains why she WAS useless but I fail to see with all the Spiderman movies and re-boots why she couldn’t be awesome now. These are different times (supposedly).

    • 2D
      2D

      Oohhh. Oh. Maybe we can make another comic out of that …

    • automaton

      nobody wants to see a strong female. didn’t you see the ultraviolet film? terrible.

  6. goocy
    goocy

    Great Doctor Who reference – clear enough for insiders, subtle enough to fly by for everyone else.

    • 2D
      2D

      Come here, new-found bosom buddy.

  7. Fren
    Fren

    Honestly, I was expecting her to produce a sonic screwdriver. Opportunity was knocking!

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