Daniel Radcliffe has dyspraxia — a neurological disorder that impairs coordination. Supposedly it’s a mild form of the disorder but it does mean he’s incapable of certain forms of coordination like tying his shoes.

For hardcore fans of the Harry Potter series who blur the line between Hogwarts and reality, the fact that The Boy Who Lived cannot tie his shoes is my go-to for mocking such people.

Think of all the hilarious questions and scenarios. Has Emma Watson helped him tie his shoes? How many times? Would she get tired of helping? Would you? Harry wears shoes in a lot of scenes, and those assistants might be on a bathroom break …

“Hold on Voldemort! I have a problem, and somebody needs to help me.”

That’s a good one. I’ma use that later.