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Yoga Higher

2D — Wed, 16 May 2012 14:02:32 +0000

Back in the Arcade Ages Sopes and I used to play doubles on X-Men vs. Street Fighter. Because the game had team assist (you’re really playing as two characters and can switch between them) he would play one character and I would play as the other. Switching between characters was a little dangerous, because the [...]

Johnny Stumpyhands Part 2

2D — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:02:21 +0000

Johnny Stumpyhands needs your help. And I’m not talking about eating and grabbing things. Johnny’s debut a couple of weeks ago performed poorly. Look at those stumpy hands. Look at that mouthless sorrow. Johnny might be able to sing a lovely rendition of Ave Maria and he might be able paint the picture that creates [...]

Zergling vs. Sonic

2D — Wed, 02 May 2012 14:03:00 +0000

If you’re unfamiliar with Starcraft 2 or you didn’t Google “zerg rush” zergings are a Zerg unit that you can give a speed upgrade. In this video between two Starcraft pro players the zerglings are the wee guys running around really fast. If you’re unfamiliar with Sonic, well, Sonic is a hedgehog. He can really [...]

Johnny Stumpyhands Part 1

2D — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:01:06 +0000

Johnny Stumpyhands was born in a conversation with my friend about banner advertisements on websites. I said banners might not be able to guarantee purchases, but they could guarantee hundreds or thousands of eyes. To which my friend replied, “as long as those eyes are connected to a mouth and hands” (implying that the possibility [...]

A Funny Webmaster Email We Received

2D — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:52:18 +0000

If this is spam it is my new favourite kind. If it IS legitimate I am terribly interested.

Dick/Off

2D — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:04:53 +0000

For those of you who have never seen Face/Off it’s about a police detective who goes undercover into a prison wearing the villain’s face. John Travolta’s face comes off and they put Nicholas Cage’s face on. Cage’s character (who is the villain) is supposed to remain in a coma, but he unexpectedly wakes up and [...]

I’ll get you next time cheater. Next tiiiiiiime

2D — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:08:29 +0000

I’ve not experienced this myself, but if I recall the stories from automaton correctly these cheaters in Battlefield 3 are essentially giving themselves the power of Superman. They sort of fly around, they can’t be killed, and their invulnerability makes attacking them pointless and uninteresting. Source: http://taboofortwo.blogspot.ca/ I wouldn’t say Dr. Claw is the the [...]

Mass Effect Love: Jack

2D — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:08:29 +0000

It happened to me too. I suppose you should consider this post Mass Effect 2 spoilery (from a certain point of view). When I bought Mass Effect 3 I decided to load Mass Effect 2 to make sure my “main” save file was perfect. It was not. Jack was dead. Jacob was dead. Planets weren’t [...]

Formal Sweatpants Comic Interview – Josh Mecouch

2D — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:40:20 +0000

This interview is part of Up Up Down Down’s Associates series. There are a lot of awesome webcomics out there and these are some of the ones we love. You’ve probably seen their banners on our site. Check out the full list of comics in our Associates tab. The next webcomic in our series is [...]

Spider-Man: Purse Problems

2D — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:15:10 +0000

This comic came from a conversation I had with my friend Meaghen. “Why is Mary Jane getting captured all the time?” she asked. “Can’t she just shoot them?” There were a lot of levels to the answer. First, while a lot of Spider-Man’s enemies can’t be killed by gun, most of their powers make shooting [...]