Sam: Are you excited about the new Twilight movie? I am.
Oz: Look, I told you: I can't go with you to those movies ever again.
Sam: Why? I was a perfect gentleman.
Oz: That's ... not what I'm talking about ...
BF 1: I hear one of the main characters in this movie is named Jacklyn. And it's based on a comic about gnomes.
BF 2: Dude, that's crazy. His name is Jack-Bob.
Sam: IT'S JACOB!! Get out of my fucking theatre!