You aren’t going to read this post because you’re distracted.

Google Analytics says people show up here from time to time looking for “boobies.” Time on site suggests those people leave unsatisfied (though in small numbers time on site is unreliable). Something tells me when they accidentally stumble upon this comic they might linger.

The internet knows what you’re looking at. All media advertising knows what you’re looking at. And they aren’t going to stop until you’re blind, or they discover you like staring at something else.

Like one good rock and roll song, one good marketing campaign can change the world. Stare at the below image. Drink it. Rub it into your open wounds. Make it a biological necessity. Lick it. Change the world.